Reason behind name and number: 

I’m a powerful dancing beast with silly short arms. I’m most likely an evolutionary error (404) or was secretly designed in a lab.
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Derby history:

Rookie baby! Class of January 2026

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Position:

TBD​

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Other sports and hobbies:

Road cycling, strength training, dancing like a fool, walking dogs, cooking, laughing, keeping up with the news

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Injuries:

Broke nose (water polo), broken finger (martial arts instruction)

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When I’m not playing derby I’m a:

Professor at St. Ambrose aka professional nerd

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Get Pumped Up Song:

Knees like Megan (Mouse)

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Fun fact:

I named my upright mixer Ariel and my sourdough starter Ursula Loafenstien

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My greatest derby accomplishment is:

Cracking sub 5 on my first 27 and 5 at the dusty QCCA expo in April

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If I could tell myself one thing when I started playing, I would say:

Keep the foam roller handy and don’t neglect your cooldowns.